jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
apparently Daddy Longlegs are actually called Harvestmen.
WHY DOES THAT SCARE ME MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE I HAVE EVER HEARD?
A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair
I still want to bulk buy these and adonize batch pink.
And it would still get stuck in my hair…
now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about
EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???
JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?
Looks like it would hold an incense stick nicely as well.
The need I have for these is so great I can’t breathe
Fuck weaponising femininity
If it had a 7/16 wrench instead of 5/16 I would have bought for my whole boat.
#EXCUSE ME I NEED THESE #I DON’T EVEN WEAR HAIR CLIPS BUT I WILL START #AND THEN I WILL BUILD A FUCKING BOOKSHELF WITH THEM
The American Hogwarts Houses
Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.
swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree
the daily struggles of an introvert:
do I want popcorn enough to make small talk with my roommate’s friends when I walk through the living room?